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Interview with Hannibal!

  • Bacchus Dionysius
  • Nov 29, 2015
  • 1 min read

Bacchus - This is Hannibal, the genius on the Carthaginian side of the Punic Wars!

Hannibal - Hello Romans.

Bacchus - So… Hannibal, what goes behind that brilliant mind of yours when you fight the Romans?

Hannibal - Every time I go to war with you Romans I think about the times my dad told me to Hate Rome, and go with a resolute mindset that I will defeat Rome.

Bacchus - …Okay then… Do you have any hobbies?

Hannibal- Bah! Hobbies? I spend my time thinking about war strategies, hobbies are for mere scoundrels! I shall use my superior intellect to benefit Carthage!

Bacchus - So Hannibal, what are your favorite war strategies?

Hannibal - One of my favorites is the Pincer formation. You Romans fell for it easily! As we took out your crappy cavalry, we stomped your 80,000 men with and army 1/7 of the size. This formation is easily the best one I have ever thought of!

Bacchus - Interesting, so Hannibal what would you like to say to all of Rome?

Hannibal - Heed my warning Romans, I am coming for you, and this time the Carthaginians will conquer you insolent bugs once and for all!

Bacchus

- Well… There we have it! Now back to Kiranicus for some news!


 
 
 

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